why do you always make fun of eren?
Jean! Can you diss Eren?
Your mommas so fat she got stuck under her own house OH WAIT
Are you sure its not because Eren kind of kicked you ass in front of everyone in the trainee corps including Mikasa making you look a little bit like a huge bitch.
Because Eren is like a rusty booger that won’t get out of your nose unless you pick on it
Which one's the smallest Eren's IQ or his dick
I love good brain teasers
Did you know that sex between three people is called a threesome and sex between two people is called a twosome. Now I have finally come to understand why people call you HANDsome ;))
I guess Erwin isn’t as handsome as me then
Jean, let me tell you about HOMESTUCK. How do you feel about that?
You should be telling this to Eren because his mom got stuck under their home
Hey Jean, I bet you're so pretty because of your genes. *walks away snorting even though they aren't pronounced the same way*
Hey I bet Eren is so ugly because of his face *walks away snorting even though they’re not pronounced the same way
..pet dog was named zing
What would you do if Eren made a joke about Marco being dead?
I’ll say a Your Mom joke